my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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