It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
The police scanner is talking about you again....
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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