nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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