He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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