K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Randomize
