Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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