so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
be right there i have to get my cape
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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