I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize