I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
