after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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