Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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