Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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