so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
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