Well apparently he's into motor boating.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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