i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
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