I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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