i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You're a waste of cheezeits
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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