Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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