So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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