Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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