I just threw up on my dentist
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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