Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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