Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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