My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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