ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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