Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
smell my finger.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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