I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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