but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
