And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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