you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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