When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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