Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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