I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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