Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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