Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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