I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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