I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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