so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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