have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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