is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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