I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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