There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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