i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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