I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
this boner is exhausting
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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