break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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