Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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