Im at strip club and am horny
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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