they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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