so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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