But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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