I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Randomize
