I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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