One girl and one boy is just not enough.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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