Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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